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Rednecks Demotivational Poster

THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."

TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas

DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.

3RD GRADE - The best 10 years of moms life.

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.38/5

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Young Love -

TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.47/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:52 pm
Thanks Hinoron. Glad ya liked it!
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:30 pm
This needs to be a youtube video! Some one get a guitar... I mean, banjo!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L

TIRE IRONS, SQUIRREL GUNS & GRIT - That's what Rednecks are made of

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.49/5

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aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:10 am
most of this applies to me
Me - October 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
US Flag Code. TITLE 4 > CHAPTER 1 Sec. 8(k). It states: "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning" Red Necks: Should burn more flags...
HA! - October 9, 2009, 2:31 pm
I'm offended, but that's more because I think you yanks are idiots.
Joe - September 29, 2009, 8:36 pm
I believe in God, Guns and Guts. If, this earns me the title of "redneck", I will forever wear it proudly for ever. Loud and proud in Hohenwald, Tennessee
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:44 pm
Anonymous2 - September 29, 2009, 11:13 am
I'm offended by the phrase "one nation, under God", but not because of God. I'm offended because of the comma, which isn't supposed to be there.
lunchmeat5000 - September 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Bart, MS born and d*** proud here too. Complete with big a** truck, sh**gun, and bird dog.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 11:05 pm
just without the religion
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 11:04 pm
i'm aboot as redneck as a canadian can be.
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Mississippi boy here. Redneck to the core!
rerun - September 28, 2009, 8:15 pm

count me as a proud member as well
LURCH - September 28, 2009, 7:55 pm
Alabama born and reared, free born, free range, freedom lovin , flag waving, conservative, son of the southland, and d*** proud of it. YUP I AM THE REDNECK
RandomApe - September 28, 2009, 7:46 pm
Well, b***er my a** and call me a biscuit! I think this makes me a redneck through and through!!!

NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

TAGS: sport for rednecks
Rating: 3.96/5

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mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 5:54 pm
The stress may be true, but it's still not athletic in the least. In fact it's probably worse seeing as how your heart is being stressed and the rest of your body isn't being worked out. I wont mock the difficulty in driving just the lack of physicality
Cloudchaser - July 7, 2011, 9:46 am
It's more stressful than most people think. Drivers normally have a heart rate of 140 during a race, about that of a marathon runner

REDNECKS - Watch Out! They will try and steal everything

APPARENTLY - Rednecks are International

TAGS: redneck rednecks
Rating: 2.79/5

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lulz - September 21, 2009, 4:36 pm
wtf is that red helmet at the front yet he is still using a bucket? lol

REDNECKS - The real scurge in American Society

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 2.27/5

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WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:07 pm
Sure, under-educated backwoods kncukleheads are the scurge. Not the gangs or illegal aliens that are killing kids in the streets with drugs and drive-bys. Fix your a***-cranial inversion.
TheSarge - June 14, 2009, 10:39 am
Spoken like a true liberal pantywaste.

INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.

REDNECKS - Getting An "A" For Effort

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 1.74/5

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Elwood - November 23, 2008, 7:37 am
Max - May 23, 2008, 9:36 pm
If someone actually made a house out of not-trailer materials like that, and maybe with tubes around the ladders, I would but it so fast you have no idea.

Gun Laws -

TAGS: guns laws rednecks oh my
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - March 18, 2014, 4:38 pm
Actually, it's the completely made up threat of gun control that spikes sales. Real gun control never ever happens, does it?
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
The worst part of all? It's...both!
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
The worst part of all? It's...both!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2014, 10:41 pm
Irony or conspiracy? =o
Cannabal - March 16, 2014, 6:39 pm
Ironic that nothing sells guns quite like "gun control."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2014, 3:44 pm
CloudchaserS - March 11, 2014, 5:22 am
On 19 April 1775, an attempt at confiscating guns triggered a successful revolution.

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE - It Can Happen To You Especially When You Live In A Mobile Home

NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.

RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - What Redneck men do when they hear there's a new girl in town that isn't related to anyone.


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 2.4/5

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Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 1:15 am
The 4th one down wouldn't be so bad, but he doesn't appear to be wearing any pants. Bad taste is forgivable so long as you keep your naughty bits well-concealed. I cannot forgive the shirt, however. The Watermelon hat must keep him sane.
Bennyhannah - April 22, 2010, 12:57 pm
@GreyScorpion: Notice I wasn't mocking the sport.
Krissie - April 21, 2010, 9:31 pm
4th pic down--man or woman? can't tell...oh my...
matt28 - April 21, 2010, 8:41 pm
OK, second pic down is about the most horrific thing I've ever seen. I'm going to go cleanse my eyeballs in nail polish remover now...
GreyScorpion - April 21, 2010, 7:47 pm
hay!! oh sorry, hay is for horses...HEY!! you left turning hating steak chopper! don't be bad mouthin' what you don't know!
rerun - April 21, 2010, 7:26 pm

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Oh, I get it now
MrRandom - April 21, 2010, 7:15 pm
I like it, but please stop using all caps. Kinda annoying.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - Whatever you undertake, act with prudence and consider the consequences.

TAGS: rednecks love actions consequences
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 5:46 pm
Thanks robbidos. BTW got friends in Pottsville. Right across the road from Tyson Chicken. Ahhh road kill and cookin' favorite past times down there.
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 5:32 pm
as a ph**ojournalist, the ph**oshop makes me twitch, but as someone from Arkansas: 5 screaming kids
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:15 pm
That could take place in a small, insular, and (genetically) inbred village near where I grew up.
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:25 pm
A hearty haha x2
spacedog - June 3, 2012, 11:11 am
Living in a mobile park near you: Prudence, lil' Conny, Cooter, and Magnum. Poor dog.
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 10:11 am
I ‘spose that’s Prudence. Consequences? Seems she didn’t see it comin’…..wait, you weren’t talkin’ about the dog, were you….

METEORITES - They will wait until you get a cold beer from the fridge. Then strike.

TAGS: meteorite couch rednecks rock
Rating: 4.56/5

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chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:08 pm
i'm new on here but im just gonna say, when i read this i thought, woman

REDNECKS - Aint we sumtin

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.17/5

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Cubbybear - May 9, 2010, 9:53 pm
I like the shoes
rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:49 pm

Hey Mooo+, what kind of bike is that?


I Want You To Want Me -

TAGS: want have mate rednecks weddings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 30, 2013, 12:03 am
Wow...then I guess I'm an exception and if that guy is my choices, very happy to be an exception. Teehee.
chickenlittle - August 29, 2013, 11:52 pm
This pic just confirms my theory that there is someone for everyone! :)
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
They actually made history... first couple to marry outside their own immediate family... teehee.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:23 pm
Well I'd have to guess, by looking at that poor bugger, she was...once!
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
I think that's called fatal attraction dear Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
No credit for hers? Hey at least she didn't embarrass herself by wearing heels...teehee
JesusWept - August 29, 2013, 4:40 pm
Beggars can't be choosers hehe.
Reality Lord - August 29, 2013, 4:11 pm

perfect match. they each took one for the team. YAY....btw...who is on top ?
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:22 am
I’ve always been revoltingly attracted to shin lard. 5 Lumps
ughomer - August 29, 2013, 7:16 am

Words to live by -

TAGS: rednecks appear to live by a language all their own man bra fairs
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:34 am
Sorry, old joke my parents used to pull. We'd all be in the car, my dad would see a someone walking their dog, and he'd say, “That is one UGLY dog!" Then my mother would follow it up with, “Yeah, even the one on the leash.". . . . I'll see myself out :D
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:31 pm
And that mohair bra...needs a few less hairs! Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:57 am
That i5 one ugly man! Ugh! And the one on the left, too.


TAGS: rednecks illiterate road signs
Rating: 4.7/5

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MissPriss - April 7, 2013, 10:23 pm
Thanks Silvie! Glad this caption worked. I must of tried 5 or 6 others.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 7:38 pm

I particularly like the sign on the right, 2nd from the top. Daleks ahead! 5Ls

REDNECKS - This pic's got them.

TAGS: vash rednecks
Rating: 2.85/5

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YOU KNOW YOUR TOWN HAS REDNECKS IF... - The Safeway in town has a sign that discourages you from bringing in firearms.

TAGS: firearms rednecks jeff foxworthy
Rating: 2.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
And I want to clarify, I'm not anti-gun. If I were, I'd lose a lot of friends. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:29 pm
I think it's silly because there's no way to enforce unless someone flashes their piece. And in the state of California, laws are made but not enforced.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Lol! That's right! :-D
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:39 am
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2013, 11:12 pm
It's probably not that the owners are anti-2nd amendment, but because of a law that you can't carry where alcohol is sold.

Rednecks -

TAGS: rednecks theories wives dishwasher loaded
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 5:40 pm
Umm....no idea what you mean *hiccup*
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
OMG! Even Jesus himself is powerless over the great Motifake! Thanks for the 2nd effort at the 5's appreciate it. Now where's that water I sent to be changed into wine....
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks concern, 1 outta 2 ain't bad. Creative, maybe. Clever...? Teehee.
concern3 - November 12, 2014, 4:57 am
Very funny Miss priss. You have a very clever and creative mind. I enjoy your poster
JesusWept - November 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
Hmm. Looks like my vote got lost during the server migration so here we go again: L L L L L

Meanwhile in the backwoods of...whatever -

TAGS: rednecks dueling banjos
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2017, 9:48 pm
Funny should ALWAYS be shared, JW! This made me chuckle! ^!
JesusWept - March 30, 2017, 12:03 pm
I know, I know. The pic has already been used in the PE but I couldn't resist. And sorry for molesting the ph**o. It squealed like a pig XD